iamshadowthehedgehog:

The text reads “ACCIDENTAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE” and the person at the computer is saying “I have no idea what this says” 

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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

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divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

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panicatthesocialgathering:

Steal his style: Brendon Urie

top hat: hand crafted by the finest milliners in the world this gorgeous top hat is a must

bow tie: this wonderful item carefully forged from only the best materials will add elegance to any outfit 

gloves: sensational and delicate, these gloves will aid you perfectly in firmly yet gracefully closing those goddamn doors

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stability:

stability:

hot people are fun to look at

that’s why I love looking in the mirror

image

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pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

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cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

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beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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kimiwatanabe:

buizels:

A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”

I CANT FREAKIN BELIEVE THIS GOT 100 NOTES

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